Sense of security, my pockets jingling.

Later this month, vulgarcriminal, neilhist, tooth_fairy, a rogues gallery of other reprobates and I shall be descending upon Manchester's classiest hotel, The Lowry to inflict terrible carnage upon their cocktail bar.

Part of the idea is to go as goff as possible and see if we get asked to leave, and we were thinking of pretending to be a band in order to justify our obnoxious and loud behavoiur.
The only questions is: What should the band be called*?

^{*I considered "The Jack Lewis Experience", but that's a joke only about six people will get these days.}