Christmas is coming, the David is getting fat(ter)

Well, it's that time once again. Soon a jolly, red-faced fellow in a loud suit will do his one day of work for the entire year.

Yes, that's right, I hear Monty is going into the office*

Anyway, in a spirit of seasonal cheer, if you'd like a Christmas card pm me your address and I'll send you one. Would you like a Christmas card? Of course you would! And I'd like to send you one.


*This is funny every single year.