It's the most wonderful time of the year.

It's coming up to that time when a stout, jolly man in a loud suit does his one day of work for the entire year.

That's right, I hear ukmonty is going into the office.*

In other news, I'd like to send you a Christmas card. Yes, you! If you'd like me to send you one, pm me your address.

*This joke is funny every single year.