Pah, what cobblers. As all your readers know, you are a company director, and therefore a bloated, cigar-smoking plutocrat reclining on a groaning pile of the oppressed masses, such as my worthy self. I therefore put it to you that I, not you, am the Victim in the Victim/Oppressor relationship which as we know, characterises all interpersonal pairings within a free market economy. Give me back my money, you capitalist swine.

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