Things I will not eat.

[davywavy]

1) Any meat product with the word 'Value' on the packaging. If I want to eat roadkill, I'll peel it off the A1 myself.
e.g.
Them: "I got some delicious ALDI Value burgers for the barbeque!"
Me: "No you didn't."

2) Pringles.
An experiment. Take pringles from the tube and set light to them. Watch in horror as they burn with a fierce, actinic glare. The fats will boil out of them and flare off with a flame like a welding torch. Resolve never to eat anything which burns like that again.

3) Mountain Dew
Another experiment. Spill some Mountain Dew on the carpet at a party and decide to clean it in the morning. In the morning gaze with horror at what the viscous chemical glop marketed as an "exciting taste sensation!" has done to your floor. Never, ever put the stuff in your tummy again.

4) Any foodstuff from a fast food joint which is trying to look like a more reputable brand. e.g. "Tennessee Fried Chicken", or "Pizza shack"
The original was crap, and aspiring to look like crap does not fill me with confidence.

Comments

[silver-blue.livejournal.com]

I agree with 1, 2 and 4.

Pringles taste like greasy dust. Which is not particularly pleasant.

Mountain Dew is, however, the king of soft drinks by a mile. Although Amped Energy (Mountain Dew flavoured Red Bull essentially) is even more god-like.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You drink Mountian Dew?

You actually want type 2 diabetes?

[silver-blue.livejournal.com]

I generally don't think much past "it's yummy" when it comes to food. I eat healthily, don't drink to excess, I think I can spoil myself with the rather gorgeous Mountain Dew when I get the chance. :)