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davywavy ([personal profile] davywavy) wrote2006-08-11 09:34 am

The way of the exploding milkbottle*

The best thing about terror alerts is that they make it a lot easier to get a seat on the tube to work in the morning.

First up, thumbs up to the security services. If half of what we're being told is true (and it looks as if it is) then they've done a bang-up job. Needless to say I expect that the usual conspiracy theorists will pop out of the woodwork to claim that this is all a fit up by Blair and Bush, but I'm always remnded of the Watergate conspiracy where Nixon couldn't keep a lid on a conspiracy involving six people. Suggesting a conspiracy involving what would have to be hundreds is so unlikely as to be unbelievable, so stop it before you start. Thumbs up for James Bond and his International Pals. Let me buy you a pint.

Overall, though, I'm not actually surprised by any of this; either the efficiency of the security forces, or the fact that the bombers existed. If you were to say to me that in a nation of 60+ million people there existed maybe 20-30 people willing to kill hundreds, my reaction would not be a breathlessly horrified "Really?", but more surprise at there being so few. On any bell-curve of population, every Dalai Lama and Nelson Mandela has to be offset by the odd frothing lunatic. All that has happened in the last few years is that the internet has made it easier for said frothing lunatics to hook up with one another. The good thing, on the reverse, is that the internet has made it more convenient for the rest of us to ruthlessly mock them.

You shouldn't be surprised that the Frothing Lunaticstm are targetting civilian populations. There are two reasons for this:
1) It is ultimately, an admission of defeat.
As the IRA only started to mostly target civilian targets when they realised that they'd effectively lost, so our current batch of frothing lunatics (FL's) are doing the same. I've said it before, but it bears re-iterating. We (as in the western cultural/economic hegemony, not just me and my friends list), have won - at least until the Chinese decide to make us their bitches, and whilst the FL's might be a danger to our lives, they are most certainly not an effective danger to our society.
It's a situation analagous to, say, Accrington Stanley playing Bayern Munich; eight-one down with five minutes to go, plucky little Terrorism is still going for the ball and making like they can come back to win it.

2) The above (1) is because the fight here is not actually one of weapons, but it is one of ideas. As most people seem outraged that the FL's are targetting non-military targets, there's something else to bear in mind. We are all, in their eyes, 'enemy combatants'. If you happen to think that Bacon Butties are a grand idea and compulsory bushy beards for men aren't, then you're actively engaged in a war of ideas whether you like it or not, and some people are willing to detonate themselves to prove you wrong.
The problem is that in this war of ideas, one side has belatedly realised that they're unarmed and they've started throwing their toys out of the pram with explosive force.

Like I say, though, for all the hoo-ha about the FL threat, they're not much of a threat to our overall society. I'm more concerned by the fact that John Prescott is currently wedged into an overstuffed chair in No.10 with one porky finger on The Button and another on his secretary's arse than I am about the possibility of getting blown up on the tube home tonight.
They threaten my life, but all they've actually managed to do this time round is make some people cancel thier holidays. Thanks to our fantastic police service and their own ultimate ideological failure, they're unlikely to manage much more than that.
And, when it comes down to it, there's really only one thing to do with people who aren't really that much of a threat to our way of life:



*[livejournal.com profile] flywingedmonkey: After our conversation yesterday, I thought "Sod it, this one is too good not to use."

[identity profile] elbly.livejournal.com 2006-08-11 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
And if both the US and the UK left the Middle East to its own devices and apologised, you think that would solve the problem?

Of course not. That doesn't mean that the FL's don't blieve that though.

Incidentally, given that we "rape" them for oil, how come we pay so much for it?

When you say "we pay so much" does that mean the west paying the middle east for it or consumers paying at the pumps?

And are you saying that if someone rapes a hooker, then throws £10000 at her, does that mean she wasn't raped but instead paid well for her services?

[identity profile] silver-blue.livejournal.com 2006-08-11 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Both the West, paying the Middle East, and the consumers paying at the pumps.

Maybe we should stop taking their oil. If we could provide it from elsewhere then the Middle East dictatorial and religious regimes propped up by oil revenues would fast collapse, because they haven't got anything else to export except terrorists.

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2006-08-11 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
The oil running out wouldn't be a good thing for exactly that reason. Currently, the Saudis at least have to pay some form of lip-service to the idea that they don't approve of all these terrorists, oh lordy me no, but once the revenues dry up what do they have to lose?
The great tragedy of the Middle East is that Saudi didn't go the same way as the UAE and pour their oil revenues into the development of infrastructure which would provide revenues and work once the oil ran out. So effective has the UAE policy been that they'll be able to turn the oil off in 2010 without damaging their economy. By co-incidence, the UAE doesn't appear on any lists of states sposoring terrorism, because people having good jobs and aspirations makes them less likely to go off on killing sprees.

[identity profile] silver-blue.livejournal.com 2006-08-11 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Strange coincidences like that. :)

The rare-ish examples of moderate and sensible government like the UAE are exactly what we should be encouraging. It's also why I think we should have "Marshall Plan"'ed Afghanistan and Iraq, made them into relatively prosperous beacons.

It's also why the situation in Lebanon is so tragic. They had a largely moderate government which was promoting infrastructure and economic development, and the country was doing well. Which is exactly why Hizbollah made a specific effort to provoke Israel, because they saw the writing on the wall if Lebanon was a moderate, semi-secular and prosperous state - there's a lot less room for militant Islamic terrorists. Now Hizbollah, despite provoking the situation that has ruined that improved prosperity, can puff their chests out and get all the locals to see them as their heroes again.

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2006-08-11 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I remember reading an article recently about how Beirut was the Paris of the Levant in the 70's and then it all went to pot, but how they'd recently been rebuilding and the fashion stores and indicators of prosperity were flooding back in.
Bloody Hizbollah.

(Anonymous) 2006-08-11 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Hizbollah can't exist without Israeli aggression, that's why they provoke it.

[identity profile] twicedead.livejournal.com 2006-08-11 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, the Pax MacDonalds; middle class people don't like to blow themselves up, but rather buy bigger SUVs.

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2006-08-11 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Quite so. At least we can tax SUVs out of existence, which doesn't work with the alternative.

[identity profile] twicedead.livejournal.com 2006-08-11 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm sorry sir, you must pay the £458.07 self detonation tax and fill about a 47B/6 before you activate that suicide device"

(Anonymous) 2006-08-11 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
tbh the oil running out would be a horrific thing because it's the Saudi's who prop up our stock market - when they started to suggest they were going to pull out of it some time ago the market nearly crashed. I found it interesting that the US started to step up their "interest" in the middle east around the same time... a warning to the Saudi's to keep us all afloat maybe?

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2006-08-11 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not convinced that it's solely the Saudi's who keep the international wheels of trade turning, although I've little doubt that now Gordon is slurping an extra £5bn+change a year out of pension funds their contribution is not unwelcome. However, the loss of Saudi money from the stock market causing a crash? I find that one difficult to ttake on face value. Have you got any references?

[identity profile] elbly.livejournal.com 2006-08-11 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
because they haven't got anything else to export except terrorists.

I'll remember to mention that to the very talented scientists and engineers I know who have come from the Middle East ;o)

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2006-08-11 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd prefer it if they had a civil infrastructure over there which was appealling enough to make them want to stay at home and help there rather than emigrating. I suspect they probably would, too.

[identity profile] silver-blue.livejournal.com 2006-08-11 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
:)

That's a brain drain rather than an export though. Presumably those scientists and engineers got out of there because they are educated and marketable, and they couldn't take full advantage of that in the countries they left. It's a demonstration of the failure of Middle Eastern governments that their best and brightest feel the need to leave for democratic and capitalist societies in order to take full advantage of their skills.

[identity profile] elbly.livejournal.com 2006-08-11 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Currently it's a brain drain yes. However you suggested by your statement that the only people the middle east churned out were terrorists.

My point regarding the scientists and engineers is this: they come from the Middle East as well as the West and the East meaning that they would be perfectly capable of producing decent exports if they didn't have to leave. Though to be fair most of the engineers and scientists I met were while I was at Uni and most of them returned home after their study.