10 things I learned from the film "Underworld"

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1) Anyone not wearing a coat in the rain is a Werewolf.
2) Pistols with an 11 round magazine have a 'fully automatic' setting and are capable of firing in excess of 50 shots without reloading.
3) Werewolf semen is so powerful it can get the undead up the duff.
4) Contrary to my personal experience, the average female vampire is not a stove.
5) Corsetry, PVC trousers, and heels are practical fighting clothes.
6) The werewolf idea of 'floor' is shaky at best.
7) All vampires live in the same house and watch each other on security cameras, a bit like Big Brother but without Jade Goody.
8) Keith Richards sleeps under the floor in the vampire mansion.
9) The effete villain has the same haircut as ukmonty, and I think this tells us a lot.
10) Coherent plot and understandable motivations play second fiddle to leather trousers.