David Fanfic...

[davywavy]

Stolen from tzel.
If my life had a fan following (you mean it doesn't?), and people wrote fanfic about me...


1) Who would the slashfic writers pair me with?

2) Who would be in my OT3 with me? *

3) When did I / will I jump the shark?

4) Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.

* OT3 means "one true threesome". Apparently.

Comments

[godzuki.livejournal.com]

And you say *I* have no life.

this is scary

[fire-kitten.livejournal.com]

too scary to contemplate in a work lunch hour anyway.

I will have to go away and ponder deeply, while visiting the scary visual place.

Just wondering but why is the slashfic question first???

[ex-boog351.livejournal.com]

1. The Chuckle Brothers
2. See Above
3. Escaping Blofeld's volcanic lair whilst dressed as the rear end of a pantomime horse with one or both of the above.
4. David and the Chuckle Brothers' escape from Blofeld's volcanic lair and their subsequent escapades in the lifeboat.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

1. Wee Jimmie Krankie. It's the sex of the character that counts. Besides, you've had worse :p

2. Keith Harris & Orville. Orville can watch.

3. I have no idea what this means.

4. What do you get when a blokw with a bad perm crosses an Evil Genius^TM with a cross-dressing dwarf?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

4) So which of the two am I?

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Read the story :p

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

'Jump the shark' is lifted from teh episode of Happy Days in which Fonzie waterski-jumped over a shark to win a bet. This is generally agreed as to the episoode that marked the fbeginning of the end for the series, and so 'jumping the shark' has become shorthand for the point where a series enters terminal decline.

For example: "Harry Potter Jumped the Shark on page 4 of 'Order of the Phoenix'"