"Imaginary Stalker" "Imaginary Dominatrix" "Imaginary Scullery-maid" (She sends you emails to say she's done the washing-up) "Imaginary Bag Lady" (Sends cider-scented letters asking for money. If you don't send any she sends her underwear.) "Imaginary one-night-stand"
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Date: 2004-03-15 03:03 am (UTC)"Imaginary Dominatrix"
"Imaginary Scullery-maid" (She sends you emails to say she's done the washing-up)
"Imaginary Bag Lady" (Sends cider-scented letters asking for money. If you don't send any she sends her underwear.)
"Imaginary one-night-stand"