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davywavy ([personal profile] davywavy) wrote2004-03-15 10:35 am
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We should have seen this Michael Jackson trouble coming...

Anyone who played his video game in the late 1980's should have had a chilling presentment...

On that note I'm sure that based on some of the womenfolk on my friends list, posting this link could well lead to some badly traumatised lonely teenagers in the future.
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[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2004-03-15 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Personally, I'm just thinking of some of the people who could sign up to *be* imaginery girlfriends.
I can't stop giggling about it, if truth be told. Those poor lonely boys out there.

[identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com 2004-03-15 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
actually, i could do with some extra cash... ;)

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2004-03-15 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, and they're all going to reply to *your* picture.

[identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com 2004-03-15 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
mine? or the one i put up...

*giggles*
I love ponies and long walks on the beach...

"Theres something about 'Rik-ina'"

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2004-03-15 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Would you send underwear?

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2004-03-15 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Your grey, beer-stained Y-fronts? I think not.

[identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com 2004-03-15 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
actually, i wear boxer shorts...

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2004-03-15 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
I note you don't say they aren't beer stained.

[identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com 2004-03-15 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
erm, they SHOULDN'T be...

[i don't spill beer]

[identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com 2004-03-15 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
That was my thought - and cos you're paying surely they have to be nice to you?

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2004-03-15 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder if you could pay them to be nasty to you? Or freakish?

"You snivelling worm! Why did I ever hook up with you? If it weren't for those photos I'd never have let you do that thing with the hosepipe."

[identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com 2004-03-15 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
I sense a whole spinoff series of services...

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2004-03-15 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Imaginary Stalker"
"Imaginary Dominatrix"
"Imaginary Scullery-maid" (She sends you emails to say she's done the washing-up)
"Imaginary Bag Lady" (Sends cider-scented letters asking for money. If you don't send any she sends her underwear.)
"Imaginary one-night-stand"

[identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com 2004-03-15 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Quick, start a rival service...
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