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Anyone who played his video game in the late 1980's should have had a chilling presentment...

On that note I'm sure that based on some of the womenfolk on my friends list, posting this link could well lead to some badly traumatised lonely teenagers in the future.

Date: 2004-03-15 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
that imaginary girlfriend seems cheap - only 20-odd quid for a couple of months? bargain!

Date: 2004-03-15 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Personally, I'm just thinking of some of the people who could sign up to *be* imaginery girlfriends.
I can't stop giggling about it, if truth be told. Those poor lonely boys out there.

Date: 2004-03-15 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
actually, i could do with some extra cash... ;)

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Date: 2004-03-15 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
That was my thought - and cos you're paying surely they have to be nice to you?

Date: 2004-03-15 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I wonder if you could pay them to be nasty to you? Or freakish?

"You snivelling worm! Why did I ever hook up with you? If it weren't for those photos I'd never have let you do that thing with the hosepipe."

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Date: 2004-03-15 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Cheaper than a real one, that's for damn sure.

Seems like you get a better quality of service from the imaginery one, too.

Date: 2004-03-15 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
Well, yes, they're providing a service after all...

Date: 2004-03-15 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I want a service-oriented girlfriend!

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Date: 2004-03-15 03:21 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] chrisvenus
The bit that really made me laugh out loud was:

"When the stated time period is over, you can break up with your Imaginary Girlfriend for any reason you wish. She will write you a final letter begging you to take her back. Of course you can continue your "relationship" by renewing, or start over and find a new Imaginary Girlfriend of your choice!"

Its just so.... *wrong* And I think badly traumatised is understating the case hugely. I mean, the people who go for this are the sort who are going to believe that the girl really means what she says, despite the fact his credit card bill proves he paid her to say it...

Date: 2004-03-15 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
It' one of those idas that I wish I'd thought of; it's a morally bankrupt way to make free money from the sexually frustrated.
I mean, it just has me written all over it.
I would dearly love to see some of the women I know become imaginary girlfriends.

Date: 2004-03-15 03:30 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] chrisvenus
The thing about the "Break up for any reason you want" is that you can dump somebody for sending their space pigs to invade the moon and they have to then write back to you and beg you to be taken back.

You can take these relationships to a whole new surreal level.

Thinking about it are we sure this isn't just a load of comedy stuff? :)

But yeah, this is not quite as good as the crush meme that went around LJ a while back but it is a damn good money making plan.

Ir reminds me also of the service offered by somebody on the internet to arrange a relationship with anybody of your choice. You pay them stackloads and they do such things as find out all her interests, likes, dislikes, etc. and then arrange for a "chance meeting" between the two of you. Get you on adjacent seats on an aeroplane or that kind of thing.

I can't find the site at the moment unfortunately but that looked like a really fun place to work for. :)

Date: 2004-03-15 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godzuki.livejournal.com
Sounds like something which should have been in "The Club of Queer Trades".

Im convinced this is who dave is really working for anyway.

Date: 2004-03-15 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Yes, I remember seeing the 'chance meeting' organisers as well. There was also an organisation in germany which arranged fake muggings so you could 'rescue' your ideal girl from the bad guys. It got shut down and a good thing too.

What this is all symptomatic of is that there is a large population demographic of men who lack the nerve to just go up and say 'Hello'. I made a friends-only post the other day which touched on how confidence is sexy, and these are all services for men who lack confidence and thus don't get any. Seems it's a growth market.
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Date: 2004-03-15 12:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I can always rely upon you to add that touch of romance to my afternoon, can't I?
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Date: 2004-03-15 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weejock.livejournal.com
"You can be an imaginary girlfriend for multiple clients..."

Great! Not only will she not let me touch her but she's also two timing me. This really is like the the real thing...

Date: 2004-03-15 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
The whore! We should pretend to kill her.

Date: 2004-03-15 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesquipedality.livejournal.com
It's a shame Penny Birch is too busy writing porn. I'm sure she'd be excellent at it.

Date: 2004-03-15 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Next time I speak with her, I have this horrid idea. I think dropping an email over this Pm is called for.

Date: 2004-03-15 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godzuki.livejournal.com
An old man sits before a mirror, eating soup.

He is a fool.

Date: 2004-03-15 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Why do I recognise that quote? *Wracks brain*

Date: 2004-03-15 07:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godzuki.livejournal.com
Aha, I could let you suffer, or let you wonder why I posted it twice (its because im an idiot) but I do know the answer, obscure as it is.

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Date: 2004-03-15 07:54 am (UTC)
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An old man sits before a mirror, eating soup.

He is a fool.

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