We should have seen this Michael Jackson trouble coming...

[davywavy]

Anyone who played his video game in the late 1980's should have had a chilling presentment...

On that note I'm sure that based on some of the womenfolk on my friends list, posting this link could well lead to some badly traumatised lonely teenagers in the future.

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[riksowden.livejournal.com]

that imaginary girlfriend seems cheap - only 20-odd quid for a couple of months? bargain!

[chrisvenus]

The bit that really made me laugh out loud was:

"When the stated time period is over, you can break up with your Imaginary Girlfriend for any reason you wish. She will write you a final letter begging you to take her back. Of course you can continue your "relationship" by renewing, or start over and find a new Imaginary Girlfriend of your choice!"

Its just so.... *wrong* And I think badly traumatised is understating the case hugely. I mean, the people who go for this are the sort who are going to believe that the girl really means what she says, despite the fact his credit card bill proves he paid her to say it...

[weejock.livejournal.com]

"You can be an imaginary girlfriend for multiple clients..."

Great! Not only will she not let me touch her but she's also two timing me. This really is like the the real thing...

[sesquipedality.livejournal.com]

It's a shame Penny Birch is too busy writing porn. I'm sure she'd be excellent at it.

[godzuki.livejournal.com]

An old man sits before a mirror, eating soup.

He is a fool.

[godzuki.livejournal.com]

An old man sits before a mirror, eating soup.

He is a fool.