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Anyone who played his video game in the late 1980's should have had a chilling presentment...

On that note I'm sure that based on some of the womenfolk on my friends list, posting this link could well lead to some badly traumatised lonely teenagers in the future.

Date: 2004-03-15 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
that imaginary girlfriend seems cheap - only 20-odd quid for a couple of months? bargain!

Date: 2004-03-15 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Personally, I'm just thinking of some of the people who could sign up to *be* imaginery girlfriends.
I can't stop giggling about it, if truth be told. Those poor lonely boys out there.

Date: 2004-03-15 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
actually, i could do with some extra cash... ;)

Date: 2004-03-15 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Oh, and they're all going to reply to *your* picture.

Date: 2004-03-15 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
mine? or the one i put up...

*giggles*
I love ponies and long walks on the beach...

"Theres something about 'Rik-ina'"

Date: 2004-03-15 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Would you send underwear?

Date: 2004-03-15 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
you want some, lover?

Date: 2004-03-15 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Your grey, beer-stained Y-fronts? I think not.

Date: 2004-03-15 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
actually, i wear boxer shorts...

Date: 2004-03-15 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I note you don't say they aren't beer stained.

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From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-03-15 03:42 am (UTC) - Expand

Date: 2004-03-15 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
That was my thought - and cos you're paying surely they have to be nice to you?

Date: 2004-03-15 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I wonder if you could pay them to be nasty to you? Or freakish?

"You snivelling worm! Why did I ever hook up with you? If it weren't for those photos I'd never have let you do that thing with the hosepipe."

Date: 2004-03-15 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
I sense a whole spinoff series of services...

Date: 2004-03-15 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
"Imaginary Stalker"
"Imaginary Dominatrix"
"Imaginary Scullery-maid" (She sends you emails to say she's done the washing-up)
"Imaginary Bag Lady" (Sends cider-scented letters asking for money. If you don't send any she sends her underwear.)
"Imaginary one-night-stand"

Date: 2004-03-15 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Quick, start a rival service...

Date: 2004-03-15 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Cheaper than a real one, that's for damn sure.

Seems like you get a better quality of service from the imaginery one, too.

Date: 2004-03-15 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
Well, yes, they're providing a service after all...

Date: 2004-03-15 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I want a service-oriented girlfriend!

Date: 2004-03-15 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicedead.livejournal.com
It should really be target-oriented, like the NHS

Date: 2004-03-15 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Perhaps we could work to reduce the waiting list.

Date: 2004-03-15 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Well I imagine that they'll have checkboxes so you can choose what sort of personality defects quirks your imaginary girlfriend has and her favourite shopping subject is.

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