We should have seen this Michael Jackson trouble coming...

[davywavy]

Anyone who played his video game in the late 1980's should have had a chilling presentment...

On that note I'm sure that based on some of the womenfolk on my friends list, posting this link could well lead to some badly traumatised lonely teenagers in the future.

Comments

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Cheaper than a real one, that's for damn sure.

Seems like you get a better quality of service from the imaginery one, too.

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, they're providing a service after all...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I want a service-oriented girlfriend!

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

It should really be target-oriented, like the NHS

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Perhaps we could work to reduce the waiting list.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Well I imagine that they'll have checkboxes so you can choose what sort of personality defects quirks your imaginary girlfriend has and her favourite shopping subject is.