We should have seen this Michael Jackson trouble coming...

[davywavy]

Anyone who played his video game in the late 1980's should have had a chilling presentment...

On that note I'm sure that based on some of the womenfolk on my friends list, posting this link could well lead to some badly traumatised lonely teenagers in the future.

Comments

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

That was my thought - and cos you're paying surely they have to be nice to you?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I wonder if you could pay them to be nasty to you? Or freakish?

"You snivelling worm! Why did I ever hook up with you? If it weren't for those photos I'd never have let you do that thing with the hosepipe."

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I sense a whole spinoff series of services...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

"Imaginary Stalker"
"Imaginary Dominatrix"
"Imaginary Scullery-maid" (She sends you emails to say she's done the washing-up)
"Imaginary Bag Lady" (Sends cider-scented letters asking for money. If you don't send any she sends her underwear.)
"Imaginary one-night-stand"

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Quick, start a rival service...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

More money for old rope:
http://www.calastrology.com/spells.html