5) Which of the following sports do you consider acceptable in modern society? (Score one point for all that apply) a) Shooting Yes, as long as you eat it (in my case I would starve as the safest game in the world is the one in front of my gun) b) Angling Yes, eat what you catch. c) Fox Hunting Yes and no: Ok here I go. Hunting a fox with hounds is a totally illogical thing to do. If you want to control foxes in the counrtyside SHOT THEM. But ridding to the hunt with hounds is a great experience and can be done without killing a fox (the occasional slightly enebriated Monty my die from a fall but it’s a risk I am willing to take). Its called a false hunt (I Think) and involves following a trail set by a chap trailing a bag of anniseed or somesuch. I have done this (on a horse, if I was running it would have been a very short hunt). Hey, I’ve found a use for hunt sabs (rather than supplying spare livers and kidneys to the hunting set). This means at no real additional cost and the hunts can keep having fun and we can all go and shot foxes on Sundays. All is good (all foxes who want to be assured of a long life should immediately move to London, post code (CENSORED) see my post on shooting). And yes, I know this will be flammed as a towny answer and as a pro hunting answer. Please kiss my ass. d) Steeplechase (E.G. The Grand National) OK, but I still cant imagine why anyone would risk a horse worth that much for so little money e) Bullfighting OK. If a man wants be gored let him. And before people shout at me, why is it OK to run with the bulls and then condemn bull fighting? What the hell do you think happens to the bulls. Getting back to the original question though, I have always been more impressed with the portraguise style where they don’t kill the bull. Somehow it seems to suggest more skill and daring, as well as respect to your opponent. f) Boxing The only sport my father has ever banned all of us taking up! And he was heavy weight champion for southern region (Army) at one point.. Amaturer, hmmmm, ok I can see that. Professional –one word. Tyson. Its got too much. But ban it and it will become.. g) Bare-knuckle fighting Told you so! h) Cage Fighting Who wants to fight a cage. David keep your personal pecadillos out of these questionaires! i) Topless Darts ? j) Dwarf Throwing Leave the NST alone
6) Which of the following publications have you read at least once within the last month? (Score one point for all that apply) A) The Guardian No B) The Daily Telegraph Hahahahahahah NO C) The Sun No D) The Daily Mail Piss off, No E) The Independent Yes (my Daily) F) The New Statesman No G) The Spectator No H) The Economist Yes (subscibed to)
6) Which of the following words would you consider acceptable for public use? (Score one point for all that apply)
a) Damn Yes b) Fuck Yes c) Spastic No d) Yid never e) Nigger never f) Pike Whoops, used it myself, sorry (and will try not to do so again) g) Puff Are we talking in terms of desert or did you mean Poof? If Poof, depends where and contect but it can be very hurtful. h) Bitch Yes, but see above
7) Score one point for every country other than your nation of permanent residence which you have visited for more than one week. (Maximum five points.) 5 points
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Part 3(and end)
Date: 2004-03-18 06:31 pm (UTC)a) Shooting Yes, as long as you eat it (in my case I would starve as the safest game in the world is the one in front of my gun)
b) Angling Yes, eat what you catch.
c) Fox Hunting Yes and no: Ok here I go. Hunting a fox with hounds is a totally illogical thing to do. If you want to control foxes in the counrtyside SHOT THEM. But ridding to the hunt with hounds is a great experience and can be done without killing a fox (the occasional slightly enebriated Monty my die from a fall but it’s a risk I am willing to take). Its called a false hunt (I Think) and involves following a trail set by a chap trailing a bag of anniseed or somesuch. I have done this (on a horse, if I was running it would have been a very short hunt). Hey, I’ve found a use for hunt sabs (rather than supplying spare livers and kidneys to the hunting set). This means at no real additional cost and the hunts can keep having fun and we can all go and shot foxes on Sundays. All is good (all foxes who want to be assured of a long life should immediately move to London, post code (CENSORED) see my post on shooting). And yes, I know this will be flammed as a towny answer and as a pro hunting answer. Please kiss my ass.
d) Steeplechase (E.G. The Grand National) OK, but I still cant imagine why anyone would risk a horse worth that much for so little money
e) Bullfighting OK. If a man wants be gored let him. And before people shout at me, why is it OK to run with the bulls and then condemn bull fighting? What the hell do you think happens to the bulls. Getting back to the original question though, I have always been more impressed with the portraguise style where they don’t kill the bull. Somehow it seems to suggest more skill and daring, as well as respect to your opponent.
f) Boxing The only sport my father has ever banned all of us taking up! And he was heavy weight champion for southern region (Army) at one point.. Amaturer, hmmmm, ok I can see that. Professional –one word. Tyson. Its got too much. But ban it and it will become..
g) Bare-knuckle fighting Told you so!
h) Cage Fighting Who wants to fight a cage. David keep your personal pecadillos out of these questionaires!
i) Topless Darts ?
j) Dwarf Throwing Leave the NST alone
6) Which of the following publications have you read at least once within the last month? (Score one point for all that apply)
A) The Guardian No
B) The Daily Telegraph Hahahahahahah NO
C) The Sun No
D) The Daily Mail Piss off, No
E) The Independent Yes (my Daily)
F) The New Statesman No
G) The Spectator No
H) The Economist Yes (subscibed to)
6) Which of the following words would you consider acceptable for public use? (Score one point for all that apply)
a) Damn Yes
b) Fuck Yes
c) Spastic No
d) Yid never
e) Nigger never
f) Pike Whoops, used it myself, sorry (and will try not to do so again)
g) Puff Are we talking in terms of desert or did you mean Poof? If Poof, depends where and contect but it can be very hurtful.
h) Bitch Yes, but see above
7) Score one point for every country other than your nation of permanent residence which you have visited for more than one week. (Maximum five points.)
5 points
OK, Dave you asked so you add em up!
I make it 36