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As I may have mentioned, I've given up the booze for lent, at least in part so I can look smug and self-righteous but also because cutting out alcohol tends to have positive effects on the D-plan diet.
On Monday night we were having a friend for tea, and so I was planning on going to the shop to buy some booze-substitute (Schloer, or Ame). However, as I considered leaving the house it came on to rain and hail Very heavily. Then the thunder started.
Strolling into the kitchen, I observed that I had been planning to go out to buy some booze-substitute, but given the weather I thought instead...

At that precise moment, lighting grounded somewhere within twenty yards of the house. I'm not joking; I have never in my entire life been so close to a lightning strike. The flash and the thunder were simultaneous, the lights flickered, and the answerphone hasn't worked since. It must have hit the power cables outside the house: the thunder was deafening, coupled with everything going white for a moment.
An astonishing moment.
Especially when you consider that the words I had been about to utter were: "...I'll break my promise to God and have some booze."
I know an omen when I see one (and when it knocks out the electrics), and so I stuck to water instead.

The thought later struck me that the lightning might instead have been an omen from Thor indicating his approval of me sinking a few pints, so I'll consider that if this ever happens again.
It does beg the question of which Deity was talking. If God had a fight with Thor, who would win?

Deity Death Match!

Date: 2004-04-07 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puddingcat.livejournal.com
In the blue corner, an omnipotent being who hasn't really done much in the past 2000 years due to the whole "free will" lark.

In the red corner, a large bloke who gets very personally involved with things down here. And who gets to roll 6D6 whenever he likes.

*Waves red pompoms*

Re: Deity Death Match!

Date: 2004-04-07 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
In our old AD&D Vikings game, the way to prove you were telling the truth was to stand in a copper basin full of water and say "I swear in the name of Thor that I am innocent..."
Justice was fairly quick and simple.

Date: 2004-04-07 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
If God had a fight with Thor, who would win?

The Answer...Lemy.

Date: 2004-04-07 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raggedhalo.livejournal.com
I reckon God has a wider arsenal, really.

Date: 2004-04-07 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weejock.livejournal.com
New or Old Testament?

Date: 2004-04-07 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Old testament, obviously. I hear He fought under the name of "The Pentateuch Puncher" for a while.

Date: 2004-04-07 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puddingcat.livejournal.com
"Does my arsenal look big in this?"

Date: 2004-04-07 06:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weejock.livejournal.com
God, He's a serious heavy weight contender. Thor is more in the catagory of sport's entertainer.

Re: Deity Death Match!

Date: 2004-04-07 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blue-cat.livejournal.com
The gods hate a ceramic athiest!

Another theory...

Date: 2004-04-07 10:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puddingcat.livejournal.com
God has PMT (and wouldn't *that* upset the Taliban?). You were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Nawwwww

Date: 2004-04-07 10:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commlal.livejournal.com
It was the Goddess telling you to pull your socks up, get drunk and make with the lurve!

Kay, maybe not. Frightening coincodence anyways. Not a fan of Christianity and the Lent thing.
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