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What does LJ need? I wondered. I know! A gripping serial story!

The Locked Room.

Being a thrilling murder mystery in five parts for boys & girls of all ages.

When Jarvis the butler discovered the body of Doctor Peter Black in his study, his throat cut neatly across, he kept his head and rang the local constabulary. Sergeant Wilkins was on the scene shortly later, and took down the particulars of the crime.
“So, what you is sayin’ is, Mister Jarvis, that the body of your h’employer was found in ‘is study with ‘is neck cut h’open like a gutted fish?”
Jarvis blanched at the policemans lack of sensitivity, but nodded assent.
“And, h’in addition, ‘is room was locked from the h’inside, and there was no sign of a struggle, or indeed what might be described as a murder weapon?”
Once again, Jarvis nodded.
Sergeant Wilkins looked at his notebook and mused. “I,” he thought, “am in over my ‘ead. What I needs is a great detective!”
A call to headquarters later, and a squad car containing the famous Inspector Jenks was speeding to Dunnett Hoo (the country pile of Doctor Black).
Jenks quickly took charge.
“A locked room, no sign of a struggle, and a neck cut from ear to ear, eh?” considered Jenks. “Sergeant? Any sign of fingerprints in the room?”
“H’only from the deceased, sir.”
“Interesting, very interesting. Jarvis, who has been in the house today?”
“Sir, only myself, Mrs. White the cook, and Mr. Grey, the mechanic in the garage.”
“And did Doctor Black keep anything that might have been used in his killing in the room?”
“I noticed, sir, that the silver dagger he used for opening his correspondence was missing from his desk when I found him.”
“Quite, quite fascinating. I have a glimmering of an idea. However, first, I shall question all three staff. Starting with you, Jarvis."
The butler turned pale once again.

To be continued….

Date: 2002-07-16 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puddingcat.livejournal.com
Your muse has returned?

The butler did it.

Daft question

Date: 2002-07-16 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
How did the butler get in if the room was locked from the inside?

Date: 2002-07-16 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesquipedality.livejournal.com
I was going to say that.

Re: Daft question

Date: 2002-07-16 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
He climbed down the chimney

Its simple when you know how

Date: 2002-07-16 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raggedyman.livejournal.com
Doctor Black worked for the Government, the Government is controlled by the Grays. The Grays were worried that Doctor Black, who was naturally immune to their mind control laser's, would tell everyone about thier plan to take over Russia. He had access to particularly sensitive information on the subject and knew that his mechanic was actually the hair to the Russian throne (himself being responisble for both the childs switch at birth and the forging of the birth certificate) so they decided to kill him rather than face expsoure of their plans to the Free Masons (of which the Butler was a member and agent). So they teleported into the room, cut his throat open with the paper knife and then left again via teleportation. The cook of course fits into it all as she is working with the lizard men, gained access to the room after the incident and has taken the knife to clone the Doctor to help with their experiments in the Sahara.

Maybe not the solution but deffinetly one that works.

Re: Its simple when you know how

Date: 2002-07-16 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
I heard the Killer robots from venus (http://play.mp3.com/cgi-bin/play/play.cgi/AAIAQnbHBgDABG5vcm1QBAAAAFIkUgEAUQEAAABDDsgcPfOw_5BlpgGF6iZLiuHh8Pc-/Killer_Robots_From_Ven.mp3) masterminded it all...

We'll make a detective of you yet :)

Date: 2002-07-16 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Congratulations...you have spotted a clue.

Re: Its simple when you know how

Date: 2002-07-16 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] borange.livejournal.com
that link fails :o(

"mp3.com no longer allows deep-linking of files" or some such apparently

Re: Its simple when you know how

Date: 2002-07-16 06:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Try this instead...

http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/86/the_arrogant_worms.html
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