These little things...

[davywavy]

Saw this and thought of zenmeisterin and cryx.

And is anyone with an Ebay accoutn willing to do some bidding for me? I mean, I'll pay you and everything...

Comments

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

i are prepared to, though since i have a good record i'd appreciate prompt payment...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

That's not a problem, I can always arrange a transfer of cash into your account if a successful bid goes through.

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Cool, erm, either pop me the link and tell me how much you're wanting to spend, or, erm, i could give you my username and password i guess...your call.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

It's this:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=9992&item=4022066375&rd=1

I'll go to £25 for it, and I expect to be royally mocked for wanting it.

[arralethe.livejournal.com]

You don't deserve to be mocked by royalty. Not even by order of the Queen. In fact, I think I might have to ask my 7 year old nephew to mock you for that - let's face it, it's not even a moving target.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

It's a part of my childhood, and I can't get my vinyl version converted to MP3...don't be so cruel to me. I'm almost old enough to be having my midlafe crisis.

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

okay, you are the highest bidder (at 16 quid), it'll auto bid up to 25, i'll try to keep an eye on it too and let you know how its doing.

[arralethe.livejournal.com]

You used to get freaked out if I wasn't being cruel (or at least vaguely disparaging) to you.

Maybe the midlife crisis is upon you when you're suggesting I be *nice*? Or is it senility?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You're a brick.

[sesquipedality.livejournal.com]

Pah - their geekiness palls beside mine.

Wow - you mean I can get paid money to be rude to people? How cool is that?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I'm currently working on a story with you as the lead character. You don't mind, do you?

[sesquipedality.livejournal.com]

Other than being vaguely scared, no, not really.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

No, I was driven temporalily insane by trace chemicals in takeaway food.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Good. perhaps post tomorrow.

[arralethe.livejournal.com]

As well as temporarily unable to type, I note.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Sadly, my fingers are made of rubber and so I have to type with my nose.

[arralethe.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, in that case you might need a few Pinocchio moments. I'll let you know if I can find a fairy who can make your nose grow...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

My complete honesty and integrity have long been demonstrated by my lack of nasal enlargement.

[vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com]

I'm so going to apply...

[souldier-blue.livejournal.com]

I can't believe the current bid is 16quid!!!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

It's because it's bloody brilliant.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

I didn't see the "And" in the second line at first. It put a whole new perspective ont he post :p

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Erm, you didn't win...there appear to be others, want me to mail you (and if so where?) with the details?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

S'okay. I now have an ebay account. Purchases Ho!

But thank you anyway. I shall buy you lunch.

Oh, I already did.

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Quite so ;)

Cheers anyhow matey.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I'll get you another next time I'm in town.

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Woo! No need to though, but thanks :D