Why have Lycurgus when you can have Karl de Cruyce?
Sky News and The Sun are pleased to announce an interview with Karl de Cruyce, self-confessed vampire, in a scoop that will blow "The Vampire Lycurgus" out of the water.
I sort of thought of it as a classic Setite moment.
I care see in now....
~ High big-hat Set fiend #1: "Just a moment, the whole apocalypse is dawning and someone has offered to blow the whole masquerade wide open on TV. And it wasn't us?????" High big-hat Set fiend #3: But... High big-hat Set fiend #2: "Dammit, who do we know who would just love to be a media darling."
There is a brief pause, lasting not more than maybe half a second. High big-hat Set fiend #2: "Get me Karle Cruyce's number." High big-hat Set fiend #1: "Um, he's been trying to call us for the last half hour."
You will be pleased to know that the Followers of Set got their version out first. All else is propaganda. The end of the world will happen in Sets way :)
Next thing we know, Blair's going to be using de Cruyce as a figurehead for the immigration or Iraq debates. He could be offered asylum in the basement of No. 10 just for his spin-doctoring talents...
Or get a starring role as Nagini in the next Harry Potter film :) Nobody would mess with the Harry Potter franchise; think how many furious kids (not to mention fangirls) you'd have to deal with.
Actually, it's looking more likely that i may be able to make the next london game as i have to leave my mansion at 11 in the morning, and i seem to remember there was a chance of you going?
Indeed, new plans are required. As for the london game, yes, I do hope to make it. Am considering making a weekend of it, if circumstances permit. (Assuming they approve my new PC). *grins*
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Date: 2004-07-21 03:36 pm (UTC)Why have Lycurgus when you can have Karl de Cruyce?
Sky News and The Sun are pleased to announce an interview with Karl
de Cruyce, self-confessed vampire, in a scoop that will blow "The
Vampire Lycurgus" out of the water.
Stay tuned for more details.
Genius. I salute you.
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Date: 2004-07-21 03:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-21 03:44 pm (UTC)I care see in now....
~
High big-hat Set fiend #1: "Just a moment, the whole apocalypse is dawning and someone has offered to blow the whole masquerade wide open on TV. And it wasn't us?????"
High big-hat Set fiend #3: But...
High big-hat Set fiend #2: "Dammit, who do we know who would just love to be a media darling."
There is a brief pause, lasting not more than maybe half a second.
High big-hat Set fiend #2: "Get me Karle Cruyce's number."
High big-hat Set fiend #1: "Um, he's been trying to call us for the last half hour."
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Date: 2004-07-21 03:50 pm (UTC)The end of the world will happen in Sets way :)
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Date: 2004-07-21 03:54 pm (UTC)Ashley watched the live feed.
I was writing a job application.
Grrrr.
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Date: 2004-07-21 03:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-21 04:32 pm (UTC)BTW, you guys still up this w/end?
jay
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Date: 2004-07-22 01:04 am (UTC)Setites were made for media.
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Date: 2004-07-22 01:20 am (UTC)now that was stylish :D
changing into a snake for the cameras? superb!
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Date: 2004-07-22 01:59 am (UTC)And you missed me turning into a snake, preaching the word of set, and getting struck by lightning live on Sky News.
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Date: 2004-07-22 02:23 am (UTC)Shame you can't make this month. Gimme a shout when you're up for next month.
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Date: 2004-07-22 02:35 am (UTC)And J, dunno if you are interested, but i'm up in manc last weekend in august for BiCon, so i'm sure some clubbing action will be merited!
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Date: 2004-07-22 07:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-22 08:18 am (UTC)That may be the best idea I've heard today.
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Date: 2004-07-22 08:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-23 06:32 am (UTC)Is that the bank holiday weekend?
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Date: 2004-07-23 06:49 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-07-23 08:32 am (UTC)That weekend I am getting hit by rubber swords in Derby. *cries*
Y'know, at the moment I _swear_ someone upstairs hates me. All my plans for fun are going tits up. Grr. *smashes something*
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Date: 2004-07-23 10:08 am (UTC)Actually, it's looking more likely that i may be able to make the next london game as i have to leave my mansion at 11 in the morning, and i seem to remember there was a chance of you going?
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Date: 2004-07-23 01:05 pm (UTC)