It's time for the annual awards!
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davywavyA little over a year ago, I introduced the inaugural ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
davywavy Livejournal awards. Awarded to people who’s LJ’s I like. Or dislike. Or just wanted to talk about for no apparent reason. The awards were a massive success with a hugely popular ceremony and dinner attended by many of the great and good and a global television audience of billions. Naturally the immense advertising revenues meant that I fancied another go at this, and so, without further ado, might I announce the 2004 davywavy Livejournal awards.
There are only five rules for the awards, these being:
1) Friends only journals are ineligible
2) Previous winners are ineligible to win again.
3) I can ignore the above rules and give awards to anyone I like if I feel like it.
4) Winners are obligated to buy me a drink.
5) No more than three winners to any one award.
Category 1
The “Wom Wom Wom enormous pulsating brain” award for cleverest poster.
Shared jointly by:
cryx, whose enormous pulsating brain inspired the phrase ‘Wom Wom Wom’ in the first place.
stickette, who just writes all clever, like.
puddingcat, who one of these days will believe me when I tell her how clever she is.
[Edit]:This just in...*cough, wheeze*...bear with me ladies and gentlemen, stop the presses...the academy has awardedsesquipedality a special award for 'extreme cleverness' in this category. We apologise for this important break in your regular viewing.
Category 2
The “Almost as good as me” award for best written Journal
Shared jointly by:
wicked_wish, who writes with tremendous energy, and seems a fixture on lists like this.
nebuchanezzer who can write about emotions and gooshy stuff like that without me having to look away in embarrassment.
kormantic, who I’m just really impressed by.
Category 3
The “J.D. Salinger” award for author who writes really well but just doesn’t seem to really post any more.
Shared jointly by:
mamahooch, who is bloody funny. When she posts.
atrophy_angel, who is a great writer. When she posts.
sherbetsaucers, who…oh, you get the idea.
Category 4
The “Robin Williams before he stopped taking cocaine” award for funniest poster.
Shared jointly by:
ukporl, who has made tea come out of my nose.
riksowden who often posts jokes which are coincidentally identical to the ones I emailed him not half an hour earlier.
Category 5
The “Aw, bless, it’s just a phase” award for political opinions.
Shared jointly by
raggedhalo. Aw bless.
inskauldrak. It’s just a phase he’s going through.
applez. Quite sweet, really.
Category 6
The “Rodin” award for most thoughtful poster
Shared jointly by
borusa
vulgarcriminal
boog
Category 7
The “Jeff Bernard” award for being the best company in the room at 5am when everyone else is plastered
pure_simon. Who else?
Category 8
The “when the revolution comes” award for reasoned tolerance to the flaws of others
andrewdavies. Calm down, Andrew :)
Category 9
The “O.O” Award for TMI stuff that I really didn’t want to read over my cornflakes.
faerierhona She’d be disappointed if she didn’t win, you know.
Category 10
The "Jeremy Paxman" Award for most contentious poster
ksirafai, who makes about one post a week and get about 150 replies to every last one of them, every one disagreeing with something.
Category 11
The "Naked Lunch" award for whatever you're taking, stop it.
robinbloke. Robin. Whatever, you're taking, stop it.
Category 12
The "John Peel" award for going on about music I've never heard of and probably wouldn't like
karohemd
Category 12
The “Couldn’t think of anywhere else” award for people I wanted to give an award to but I couldn’t fit them into any of the other categories.
Shared jointly by:
winterthing
twicedead
eddyfate
davywavy Livejournal awards. Awarded to people who’s LJ’s I like. Or dislike. Or just wanted to talk about for no apparent reason. The awards were a massive success with a hugely popular ceremony and dinner attended by many of the great and good and a global television audience of billions. Naturally the immense advertising revenues meant that I fancied another go at this, and so, without further ado, might I announce the 2004 davywavy Livejournal awards.There are only five rules for the awards, these being:
1) Friends only journals are ineligible
2) Previous winners are ineligible to win again.
3) I can ignore the above rules and give awards to anyone I like if I feel like it.
4) Winners are obligated to buy me a drink.
5) No more than three winners to any one award.
Category 1
The “Wom Wom Wom enormous pulsating brain” award for cleverest poster.
Shared jointly by:
cryx, whose enormous pulsating brain inspired the phrase ‘Wom Wom Wom’ in the first place.stickette, who just writes all clever, like.puddingcat, who one of these days will believe me when I tell her how clever she is.[Edit]:This just in...*cough, wheeze*...bear with me ladies and gentlemen, stop the presses...the academy has awarded
sesquipedality a special award for 'extreme cleverness' in this category. We apologise for this important break in your regular viewing.Category 2
The “Almost as good as me” award for best written Journal
Shared jointly by:
wicked_wish, who writes with tremendous energy, and seems a fixture on lists like this.nebuchanezzer who can write about emotions and gooshy stuff like that without me having to look away in embarrassment.kormantic, who I’m just really impressed by.Category 3
The “J.D. Salinger” award for author who writes really well but just doesn’t seem to really post any more.
Shared jointly by:
mamahooch, who is bloody funny. When she posts.atrophy_angel, who is a great writer. When she posts.sherbetsaucers, who…oh, you get the idea.Category 4
The “Robin Williams before he stopped taking cocaine” award for funniest poster.
Shared jointly by:
ukporl, who has made tea come out of my nose.riksowden who often posts jokes which are coincidentally identical to the ones I emailed him not half an hour earlier.Category 5
The “Aw, bless, it’s just a phase” award for political opinions.
Shared jointly by
raggedhalo. Aw bless.inskauldrak. It’s just a phase he’s going through.applez. Quite sweet, really.Category 6
The “Rodin” award for most thoughtful poster
Shared jointly by
borusavulgarcriminalboogCategory 7
The “Jeff Bernard” award for being the best company in the room at 5am when everyone else is plastered
pure_simon. Who else?Category 8
The “when the revolution comes” award for reasoned tolerance to the flaws of others
andrewdavies. Calm down, Andrew :)Category 9
The “O.O” Award for TMI stuff that I really didn’t want to read over my cornflakes.
faerierhona She’d be disappointed if she didn’t win, you know.Category 10
The "Jeremy Paxman" Award for most contentious poster
ksirafai, who makes about one post a week and get about 150 replies to every last one of them, every one disagreeing with something.Category 11
The "Naked Lunch" award for whatever you're taking, stop it.
robinbloke. Robin. Whatever, you're taking, stop it.Category 12
The "John Peel" award for going on about music I've never heard of and probably wouldn't like
karohemdCategory 12
The “Couldn’t think of anywhere else” award for people I wanted to give an award to but I couldn’t fit them into any of the other categories.
Shared jointly by:
winterthingtwicedeadeddyfate
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Date: 2004-08-18 05:14 am (UTC)So... what do you drink, and are you coming to our house re-heating? (this is, of course, an open invitation which includes you and anyone else you feel like dragging along... :P)
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Date: 2004-08-18 05:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-18 05:16 am (UTC)*radiates smugness*
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Date: 2004-08-18 05:19 am (UTC)I know this, because Eddie and Michelle are staying at ours the week after, on the first weekend of their visit to the UK...
Or am I wrong?
*dubious*
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Date: 2004-08-18 05:29 am (UTC)I'm'a gonna go check now. *bemused*
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Date: 2004-08-18 05:33 am (UTC)Which is the yorkshire weekend then?
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Date: 2004-08-18 05:33 am (UTC)25th - E&M arrive
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Date: 2004-08-18 05:33 am (UTC)or something
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Date: 2004-08-18 05:35 am (UTC)Well, what category would you like next year?
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Date: 2004-08-18 05:41 am (UTC)(I've just spent the past however long trying to find that in your LJ... :P)
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