The GenCon Song!

Well, it's almost upon us again, and so, in the Spirit of being really predictable...


(To the tune of "I wish it could be Christmas every day", by Slade)

It's the annual gaming bash
When Wizards want your cash
And Rhona takes the NYGs to Bed
Michael Sheard doesn't pay
He gets free drinks bought all day
And the geeks are crying 'cos thier favourite character's dead

There's the Vampires sucking blood
'Cos the food's no f***in' good
And there's cheap crap hotel rooms where you can sleep
There's the spotty little twats
Who've all brought their magic packs
And they buy the boosters like a load of f***in' sheep

*Chorus*

Well I wish it could be GenCon every day
When the geeks don't wash
And the fat chicks can't roleplay
Well I wish it could be GenCon every day
Let the bells ring out for GenCon

HUGS!

I swear, as God is my witness, that I shall devote my remaining days to ensuring that andrewdavies suffers for this indignity.