The anti-D-plan Diet

If the D plan diet is "eat less food, take more exercise", then the Anti-D plan is "Take no excercise at all and stuff your face like Henry the Eighth with a tapeworm"; and that, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly how I spent my Christmas. Guzzling like there's no tomorrow, I discovered at the gym yesterday, is no way to procure a sylphlike physique. As it was I waddled into the gym and was profoundly humiliated by the beautiful people who looked and exercised as if they'd just taken the day off from running up mountains with a couple of anvils on their backs.

Sigh. Back to the grindstone.

65, Damn you!

Some time ago I promised to write a story and put it up here when the number people listing me as a friend hit 65...now I've been wussing out of this for a while - I've had 65, but two of those accounts belonged to the same person, so I justified not posting anything that way.
However, I've just tipped to 66 listed (or 65 people), and so I'm gonna have to write somehting.

What sort of thing would people like to see? Horror? Fantasy? Suspense? Adventure? Tell me your desires and if I have the time I'll knock something up over this weekend.