If you get carpet burns from rubbing yourself on the carpet, how do you get Monty Burns?

As has puddingcat, I have to recommend "Two Weeks Notice". I'm not usually one for romantic comedies, but hugh Grant swanning about as the arrogant, insenstive, and hopelessly indecisive Mr. Wade in this film had her laughing like a drain, and me rather flattered that they'd got Hugh Grant to play me.
Seroiusly; the resemblance in terms of personality is astonishing. Go and watch it to see what I mean. Aside from the fact he's hugely rich and I'm not, the character is me. rightening, huh?

Other than that a jolly few days, aside from the stinking cold that had me whining about being ill yesterday and skiving off work ("I figure I can stay at home and feel crap, or travel for two hours to feel crap in the office, so I'm staying at home" is an effective sicky call-in to one's boss).

Bang!

So...if you were thrown out of a spaceship into vacuum, your internal pressure would blow you apart as your blood boiled and killed you instantly, right?
Wrong.