When good things happen to bad people.

I recently sorta missed a meme (put about by dreamingchristi and andrewdavies) which was the 'things I have done' meme.
I may be a bit late, but the laydeez always tell me it's best to take my time. As such, I thought I'd get in on the act.

Things what I have done.

I have spread misery and despair wherever my feet have touched the earth

I have been mistaken for Chesney Hawkes in a public place.

I have put on my country's colours and fought against the French.^*

I have run the Cam and my sanity has come out no worse than when I went in.

I have battled against monsters, but I have not become one. (This may be related to the above achievement.)

I have manipulated peoples' emotions with subliminal messages ^**

I have turned a somersault in mid-air, and landed on my feet.

I have squat lifted 2.5x my own weight.

I have believed people whom I should not have believed and mistrusted those whom I should.

I have paid cash for something that never existed.

I have watched the Howler monkeys play on the Temple of the Jaguar.

I have seen attack ships in flames off the Shoulder of Orion.

I have seen T-beams glitter in the darkness at the Tannhauser gate.

I have served at high altar for Holy Communion.

I have lost more than a full year's salary on a single stock purchase, and laughed about it. ^***

I have been born with a silver spoon in my mouth.

I have got Dwight Schulz ('Howling Mad Murdoch' from the A-Team) to NPC one of my games.

In the last two years I have been propositioned by more men than women.

I have invaded Poland.^****

I am a qualified and accredited Psychologist.

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^* At a Full contact Karate Championship in 1993. In the first round I fought the French National Champion, who beat the crap out of me. I think I set a record for 'shortest fight'.

^** As a part of my Degree Dissertation. And they were volunteers too.

^*** In a bitter, slightly maniacal way, admittedly.

^**** Playing Risk, yeah, but time will tell.