I'd watch this...

...just to see what Sam Jackson would make of playing greebotrill...

I can see Russell Crowe as riksowden but I think Jerry Lewis has a hell of an acting job on his hands...

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Visiting davywavy (FOX, 2:30): davywavy (Eric Bogosian) finds a sneakers in riksowden (Russell Crowe)'s sock drawer. Upstairs, greebotrill (Samuel L. Jackson) gets a job as secretary to eddyfate (Scott Bakula). Nearby, dreamingchristi (Joey Lauren Adams) bites interior_lulu (Christina Ricci). That night, robinbloke (Colin Farrell) hires uknc (Heath Ledger) to perform pantomime at the junkyard. That weekend, tzel (Jerry Lewis) accidentally throws away eleventh_seraph (Joey Lauren Adams)'s PDA. Zany antics ensue.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

Past life regression

Just having watched 'Psychic night' on Channel 4, I realise that the past lives people claim to have had are inversely proportional to their current levels of interest, intelligence, and acheivement. So it is that so many people claim to have been Julius Caesar, Napoleon, Nefertiti, and Jesus in previous lives.

For the record, I'd like to make it clear that every single one of my previous incarnations was as a peasant, nonentity or serf.

Make of that what you will.