Cor...Cash!
Jan. 30th, 2004 04:50 pmYou have just won one million dollars:
1. Who do you call first?
My Broker. Buy. Buy. Buy. Crash!
2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself?
Pounds. The way the dollar is going at the moment, putting it into a stable currency will help stabilise my winnings. $2:20 to the £1 by summer, I estimate. I might get a little something from here as well, though.
3. What is the first thing you buy for someone else?
A one way ticket to Antarctica.
4. Do you give any away? If yes, to whom?
No. I'm not giving money to poor people. Screw them. (Thank you, Eric Cartman.)
5. Do you invest any? If so, how?
Yes, I invest it. Badly, if my past record is anything to go by.
1. Who do you call first?
My Broker. Buy. Buy. Buy. Crash!
2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself?
Pounds. The way the dollar is going at the moment, putting it into a stable currency will help stabilise my winnings. $2:20 to the £1 by summer, I estimate. I might get a little something from here as well, though.
3. What is the first thing you buy for someone else?
A one way ticket to Antarctica.
4. Do you give any away? If yes, to whom?
No. I'm not giving money to poor people. Screw them. (Thank you, Eric Cartman.)
5. Do you invest any? If so, how?
Yes, I invest it. Badly, if my past record is anything to go by.