Everyone else is doing it, why can't I?

Due to time constraints, the usual level of David-banter on these pages has been subdued of late and we're reduced to memes just to keep my output up. I must write something soon, but all my creative energy is being sucked out to deal with more immediate concerns. Normal service shall be resumed as soon as possible.

A is for - Age: 32. Soon I shall be dead.
B is for - Boyfriend/Girlfriend: puddingcat
C is for - Career in Future: Bond Villain.
D is for - Dead person you would like to meet: Is Emma Peel dead? If not, can I kill her?
E is for - Essential item: There's nothing that I feel I couldn't live without.
F is for - Favourite song at the moment: 'Satellite' by The Hooters; I've wanted a copy for 14 years and so now I've only just got one I'm in a frenzy of late-80's Miami Vice reminiscence.
G is for - Guy/Girls you've kissed: Gosh. lots. Us media types peck each other in a meaningless and shallow way all the time.
H is for - Hometown: Doncaster.
I is for - Instruments you play: I play the piano sometimes, but never when anyone else is listening.
J is for - Job title: This week my job title is Obergruppenfuhrer.
K is for - Kids: At some point, I'm thinking they might be a nice addition.
L is for - Living places: London, but Stately Wade Manor is nicer.
M is for - Memory of the day: Due to boog, it's this one
N is for - Number of people slept with: Slept? Not including making Whoopee, many.
O is for - Overnight hospital stays: Not one, except probably some when I was born.
P is for - Phobias: Heights and scuttling crawly things with too many legs. Makes you wonder why I hang out with cammies, really.
Q is for - Quote you like: "He has the art of acknowledging his vanity with so much humour that it sets him above the contempt which is due to vanity and self-opinion, and at the same time half-persuades those who hear him that he really deserves the exaltation that he gives himself."
Samual Richardson; "Clarissa"
R is for - Relationship that lasted the longest: More than 3 years, the current one.
S is for - Sexuality: Presumably.
T is for - Time you wake up everyday: I don't necessarily wake up every day, never mind at the same time.
U is for - Unique trait(s): Genius with modesty.
V is for - Vegetable you love: Raw carrots & sprouts.
W is for - Worst habit: None, all my habits are great. Otherwise I wouldn't do them.
X is for - X-rays you've had: Right foot, left arm (4 times), Right Knee, Right Hand, Right Ankle, Jaw, Ribs. More of these have been as a result of dancing than the full contact martial arts I used to do, which tells you more about me & the dancfloor than anything else.
Y is for - Yummy food you make: Omlette, crispy pancake and pizza sandwiches, with mayonnaise and chili garlic sauce.
Z is for - Zodiac sign: Pisces.