Aug. 18th, 2004

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A little over a year ago, I introduced the inaugural [livejournal.com profile] davywavy Livejournal awards. Awarded to people who’s LJ’s I like. Or dislike. Or just wanted to talk about for no apparent reason. The awards were a massive success with a hugely popular ceremony and dinner attended by many of the great and good and a global television audience of billions. Naturally the immense advertising revenues meant that I fancied another go at this, and so, without further ado, might I announce the 2004 [livejournal.com profile] davywavy Livejournal awards.

There are only five rules for the awards, these being:
1) Friends only journals are ineligible
2) Previous winners are ineligible to win again.
3) I can ignore the above rules and give awards to anyone I like if I feel like it.
4) Winners are obligated to buy me a drink.
5) No more than three winners to any one award.

Category 1
The “Wom Wom Wom enormous pulsating brain” award for cleverest poster.


Shared jointly by:
[livejournal.com profile] cryx, whose enormous pulsating brain inspired the phrase ‘Wom Wom Wom’ in the first place.
[livejournal.com profile] stickette, who just writes all clever, like.
[livejournal.com profile] puddingcat, who one of these days will believe me when I tell her how clever she is.

[Edit]:This just in...*cough, wheeze*...bear with me ladies and gentlemen, stop the presses...the academy has awarded [livejournal.com profile] sesquipedality a special award for 'extreme cleverness' in this category. We apologise for this important break in your regular viewing.


Category 2
The “Almost as good as me” award for best written Journal


Shared jointly by:
[livejournal.com profile] wicked_wish, who writes with tremendous energy, and seems a fixture on lists like this.
[livejournal.com profile] nebuchanezzer who can write about emotions and gooshy stuff like that without me having to look away in embarrassment.
[livejournal.com profile] kormantic, who I’m just really impressed by.


Category 3
The “J.D. Salinger” award for author who writes really well but just doesn’t seem to really post any more.


Shared jointly by:
[livejournal.com profile] mamahooch, who is bloody funny. When she posts.
[livejournal.com profile] atrophy_angel, who is a great writer. When she posts.
[livejournal.com profile] sherbetsaucers, who…oh, you get the idea.


Category 4
The “Robin Williams before he stopped taking cocaine” award for funniest poster.


Shared jointly by:
[livejournal.com profile] ukporl, who has made tea come out of my nose.
[livejournal.com profile] riksowden who often posts jokes which are coincidentally identical to the ones I emailed him not half an hour earlier.


Category 5
The “Aw, bless, it’s just a phase” award for political opinions.


Shared jointly by
[livejournal.com profile] raggedhalo. Aw bless.
[livejournal.com profile] inskauldrak. It’s just a phase he’s going through.
[livejournal.com profile] applez. Quite sweet, really.


Category 6
The “Rodin” award for most thoughtful poster


Shared jointly by
[livejournal.com profile] borusa
[livejournal.com profile] vulgarcriminal
[livejournal.com profile] boog


Category 7
The “Jeff Bernard” award for being the best company in the room at 5am when everyone else is plastered


[livejournal.com profile] pure_simon. Who else?


Category 8
The “when the revolution comes” award for reasoned tolerance to the flaws of others


[livejournal.com profile] andrewdavies. Calm down, Andrew :)


Category 9
The “O.O” Award for TMI stuff that I really didn’t want to read over my cornflakes.


[livejournal.com profile] faerierhona She’d be disappointed if she didn’t win, you know.


Category 10
The "Jeremy Paxman" Award for most contentious poster


[livejournal.com profile] ksirafai, who makes about one post a week and get about 150 replies to every last one of them, every one disagreeing with something.

Category 11
The "Naked Lunch" award for whatever you're taking, stop it.


[livejournal.com profile] robinbloke. Robin. Whatever, you're taking, stop it.

Category 12
The "John Peel" award for going on about music I've never heard of and probably wouldn't like


[livejournal.com profile] karohemd


Category 12
The “Couldn’t think of anywhere else” award for people I wanted to give an award to but I couldn’t fit them into any of the other categories.


Shared jointly by:
[livejournal.com profile] winterthing
[livejournal.com profile] twicedead
[livejournal.com profile] eddyfate

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