I was born in the Year of the Rat

How apt.*

davywavy

^{*Rat is the first year of the cycle, Rat having arrived first to the gathering of the animals due to his extreme cleverness.
It isn't apt for any other reason, gosh golly no.}

A poll

As I don't have a paid account, I can't do polls with ticky boxes.
So, I'll just pose the question and ask you to post your reply:

Michael Portillo is:

A) A charisma-free, oily little git.
B) Charming, elegant, urbane and witty.

Place your votes now!