I was born in the Year of the Rat

[davywavy]

How apt.*

davywavy

^{*Rat is the first year of the cycle, Rat having arrived first to the gathering of the animals due to his extreme cleverness.
It isn't apt for any other reason, gosh golly no.}

Comments

[vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com]

Oi! Where did you get that from? HMMMMMM?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

http://rosequoll.com/lj.html

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

He got it from me. Rats never acknowledge their sources.

[lanfykins.livejournal.com]

a) How are you doing that?

and

b) Stop looking like Margaret Thatcher! It's destroying my mind!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

See the above link.

And what's wrong with looking like Margaret Thatcher? I act like her, don't I?

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

Rasther appropriate really. Brings to mind that other icon of 80's Britain, Roland Rat

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Who also rocked. Although not as much as Kevin the Gerbil.

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

Ah, were you a fan of Timmy Mallet as well?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

No, I wanted his head.

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

And what's wrong with looking like Margaret Thatcher? I act like her, don't I?

He acts the way she does now, certainly; an increasingly incoherent relic of a former age, smugly droning on about former glories. If only he wwould take Portillo as his role model...

_{Do you think 'Wade, Wade,round unpaid' works as well as 'Thatcher, Thatcher, milk snatcher'?}

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Why on earth would I want to turn myself into an oily little twerp?*

^{*This is what is known as a "feed line".}

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

Because it would be such an improvement.

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

Twicedead

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

Has he nought you that beer he owes you yet?

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

I am beerless. I think i should make it a special event... maybe we could get some press photgraphers in or make a documentary.

"Tonight on BBC2 davywavy captured on film buying someone else a beer. To be followed on BBC3 by live analysis by Tara Palmer-Tomkinson and David Hasselhoff."

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

It definitely should be recorded for posterity, but he's more Channel 5 than BBC 3 surely?

Do you think Tara P-T and David H would be capable of 'live analysis'.

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

You forgot to mention that rats are also power hungry, manipulative creatures - it might explain why they happened to be first :)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Blimey - you did get to know me well on Saturday, didn't you? ;)

Or is this just the rumourmill art work again?

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

I think the rumourmill is having a week off, also bearing in mind that at our plc I do constitute 3/4 of it :)

Besides it wasn't hard to guess - you're not *that* subtle and I'm not as ditzy as people tend to think.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Now, one thing I never claimed to be was subtle?

[hiromasaki.livejournal.com]

Trying to liquidate some assets to float the bottom line?

Wade Industries' Server, for only a tenner?

And I like my Year of the Monkey + Panda better. But that's just me.

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

I was just about to say 'hey! I'm a monkey too!'

_{then I realised that would alert everyone to the fact that I am 12 years older than you, you infant.}

[ksirafai.livejournal.com]

I'd not done the maths on that one, but you may possibly have twelve years on me, too. *looks apologetic* I'll not mention that again, shall I? ;)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Don't remind her of her age. She just gets tetchy.

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

As I'm from Essex this makes me old enough to be your mother.