I was born in the Year of the Rat

[davywavy]

How apt.*

davywavy

^{*Rat is the first year of the cycle, Rat having arrived first to the gathering of the animals due to his extreme cleverness.
It isn't apt for any other reason, gosh golly no.}

Comments

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

I think the rumourmill is having a week off, also bearing in mind that at our plc I do constitute 3/4 of it :)

Besides it wasn't hard to guess - you're not *that* subtle and I'm not as ditzy as people tend to think.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Now, one thing I never claimed to be was subtle?

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

Thinking back to Saturday. . . you're right - subtlety really wasn't one of your strong points :)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Nah, my strong point is gentlemanliness :)

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

So how would that explain the bruise I got?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

"Being a gentleman" doesn't directly translate to "Sit there and let the lady beat you", you know ;)

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

I was only trying to get you to defend my honour :)

Besides "being a gentlemen" shouldn't you "never hit a lady :)"?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I think we're on a par with honour, you know...

And I didn't hit a lady.
I did tickle you, though. The comedy value was worth it.

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

I'm beginning to think so too, even though I hate to admit it. Well I'm glad I was useful for providing you with entertainment, I guess. . . But I somehow don't think you appreciated fully the comedy value in me discovering you're more ticklish than me :)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I'm not ticklish! I have a rare skin disorder that has no evident external characteristics but just makes me very sensitive!
Yes, that's it. A rare skin disorder.

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? And what would be the name of this "rare" skin disorder that you have?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

David Wade Syndrome. I'm a martyr to it.

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

Is that so? Well I hope it's not contagenous, otherwise I'll need to disinfect my room again :)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

What, you mean like after you let inskauldrak into it? :p

[ksirafai.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah... Mr. davywavy, sir, my housemate ditzy_pole would like to add you to her MSN list. Can she do that, please? She's karolina_1st@hotmail.com (and please feel free to delete this post after you've found a way of suitably humiliating the people involved... :P)

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

Thank you my darling - aren't you kind :)

[ksirafai.livejournal.com]

*beams innocently* you did ask. ;)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Of course. Most welcome.

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

I just read that properly - humiliating the people involved? You know I can do that well myself without even trying or asking anyone for help.

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

You know full well that all I had to do there was fracture his hip (for multiple reasons) and all ended well :) I was in fact sort of referring to you. . .