More than seven thousand women I really don't want to meet.

David is the #1269 most common female name.
0.006% of females in the US are named David.
Around 7650 US females are named David!
source namestatistics.com

The best headline I've seen in a while.

Front cover of the Metro this morning:
"Government targets people who drink, smoke, eat and have sex. Are you affected? Turn to page 5"