Ho, Ho, Ho.

It's that time when the comical gent with a shiny red nose and a very loud suit does his one day of work for the entire year.
Yes, that's right, I hear ukmonty had to go into the office.

In other news: thanks to mother being a Church Warden, I ended up at Midnight Mass last night. St Peter's Church, you see, is directly across the road from the local pub and so it's not unknown for rowdy drunks to pile over after chucking out time and make a fuss in the service. I was asked to come along and make sure nobody started any trouble.
So that's one to bear in mind at any parties I attend forseeably. If anyone starts anything, I'll warn you now - I'm the bouncer for God, and if your name isn't on the list, you aren't getting in.