Short of time today, so it's a meme

Use the random function on your MP3 player to answer questions. Oddly, this seem to be a rather more accurate means of divination than say, my horoscope or the tarot lines you get in the back of Elle or Marie Claire:

What do you think of me, O mp3 player?
Ziggy Stardust - Bauhaus (Ummm?)

Will I have a happy life?
Heart and Soul - T'Pau

What do my friends really think of me?
Basil Popodouros - Conan the barbarian (Yes! I didn't have to rig that one)

Do people secretly lust after me?
Giving In - Adema. (Sounds about right)

How can I make myself happy?
Call me - Blondie (great - who is 'me'?)

What should I do with my life?
Reise, Reise - Rammstein

Why must life be so full of pain?
Smack my bitch up - The Prodigy.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
The Sacrament - Him

Will I die happy?
I'm too sexy - Right said Fred.

Can you give me some advice?
Spaceman - Babylon Zoo

What do you think happiness is?
Satellite - The Hooters (In this case the band, not the song, is the right answer. Right on!)