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Me love you long time, comrade.
Mar. 20th, 2006 09:35 amOne of the few good things about working for myself (aside from not wearing a suit at work) is that I get to choose my own job title. This is only some small consolation for the pittance I pay myself, but being able to tell people that my title is "Lord of all I survey" - or whatever else it happens to be that afternoon - is gratifying. So I may get paid bugger all, but my business cards are awesome.
One unexpected side effect of this is the change in the quality and style of spam and sales calls I get. Obviously I still get offers asking me to help smuggle £10m worth of Viagra out of Nigeria in return for a cut, but I also get personalised ones too. This is plainly as a result of me having my name, job title and direct work email address on my company website - I don't tend to hand out my work one for anything else online.
So it is I get calls asking for me by name from Pump 'n' Dump boiler-room stock selling operations, such as "JT Morgan on Wall Street" (if you say it quickly it sounds like JP Morgan) enthusiastically offering me the latest, greatest deals on worthless paper stocks at inflated prices. As if I didn't have enough of those already. Presumably they think that, as my job title is something along the lines of 'God-Emperor' then I'm a) rich and b) very stupid.
They're in for a nasty shock on the first of the two.
And then I get the other sort of spam - sent to me at my work address, with my job title too so it's obvious where they got me from. This sort offers me satisfaction of a different sort...
It happened suddenly that I saw your website and I couldnt stand from writing to you. I will be very happy to get to know you better.
Life is a very complicated thing. And you never know what will happen one day.
People could meet and understand they were meant for each other. And they could live a happy life together for the rest of the life. Or they could be
lonely for long time and be afraid to have new relations. So I dont want to miss a chance of my life and find a person I could live with and have strong
and happy family with.
I would really like to know more about you. Hope you too. So, please, ask me any questions you have and I will gladly answer them. As soon as I get your
reply, I will tell you more about myself, my life, my interests.
Have a nice day!
I am waiting impatiently for your reply.
Actually I live in Russia. I hope in it there is nothing terrible and you don't afraid Russian woman!
I promise you will not be disappointed!!!
Please, don't make me wait for long.:-)
write to me directly at xxxxxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com
She attached some photos and I have to say she's quite attractive in a sort of Slavic peasant/![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ditzy_pole sort of way, although obviously her English is much better than Karolina's.
Who would have known that just by calling myself 'Lord High Everything Else' I could excite such passion in the fairer sex?
One unexpected side effect of this is the change in the quality and style of spam and sales calls I get. Obviously I still get offers asking me to help smuggle £10m worth of Viagra out of Nigeria in return for a cut, but I also get personalised ones too. This is plainly as a result of me having my name, job title and direct work email address on my company website - I don't tend to hand out my work one for anything else online.
So it is I get calls asking for me by name from Pump 'n' Dump boiler-room stock selling operations, such as "JT Morgan on Wall Street" (if you say it quickly it sounds like JP Morgan) enthusiastically offering me the latest, greatest deals on worthless paper stocks at inflated prices. As if I didn't have enough of those already. Presumably they think that, as my job title is something along the lines of 'God-Emperor' then I'm a) rich and b) very stupid.
They're in for a nasty shock on the first of the two.
And then I get the other sort of spam - sent to me at my work address, with my job title too so it's obvious where they got me from. This sort offers me satisfaction of a different sort...
It happened suddenly that I saw your website and I couldnt stand from writing to you. I will be very happy to get to know you better.
Life is a very complicated thing. And you never know what will happen one day.
People could meet and understand they were meant for each other. And they could live a happy life together for the rest of the life. Or they could be
lonely for long time and be afraid to have new relations. So I dont want to miss a chance of my life and find a person I could live with and have strong
and happy family with.
I would really like to know more about you. Hope you too. So, please, ask me any questions you have and I will gladly answer them. As soon as I get your
reply, I will tell you more about myself, my life, my interests.
Have a nice day!
I am waiting impatiently for your reply.
Actually I live in Russia. I hope in it there is nothing terrible and you don't afraid Russian woman!
I promise you will not be disappointed!!!
Please, don't make me wait for long.:-)
write to me directly at xxxxxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com
She attached some photos and I have to say she's quite attractive in a sort of Slavic peasant/
ditzy_pole sort of way, although obviously her English is much better than Karolina's.Who would have known that just by calling myself 'Lord High Everything Else' I could excite such passion in the fairer sex?
