Test your might.

It seems to be Smacking Term at Ninja High, and boy, you should see my bruises.

It's not just bruises. I spent Sunday doing an afternoon-long Tai Chi Seminar with Master Wang (with a name like that, I suppose you have to become a Kung Fu master), 3 times successive all China Forms, Push Hands and Sword champion and acknowledged as one of the seven world masters of the form.
I was sore in the morning. By George, yes. I still am.*
And then there's the Kickboxing, which seems to have taken more of a Muay Thai bent recently. Not much of a change, except I seem to get punched in the face more often and my shins are a single livid bruise pretty much all the time.

So there's the question - as I'm getting punched a lot, should I quit Ninja High or should I just sell tickets and ask people to form an orderly queue?

^{*I broke his record, so he broke me.}