Miracle on Battersea Park Road
Dec. 21st, 2006 10:40 amAs we all know, Jesus and the Saints often have little better to do with tueir time than to manifest their images in various foodstuffs. Jesus himself has popped up on a toasted sandwich, and Mother Theresa of Calcutta has been dispensing holy blessings on the people of the earth from her new abode in a cinnamon roll. Even Allah has got into the act, jotting his name onto a lamb.
Why it is that Jesus should prefer baked goods whilst Allah should prefer kebab ingredients is beyond me, but who can question the will of the divine?
Well, much to my astonishment, a similar miracle has been visited upon the humble abode of Davy Mansion. Not a religious miracle, you understand, but a secular one.
Behold, if you dare, what might seem but a humble potato. But this is no ordinary potato, oh no. Due to the miracle of evolution, it has come to resemble the nadgers of Richard Dawkins Himself.

As Livejournal is filled with fanatical Dawkinsites I shall shortly be charging to view the holy 'Love Spud' so His followers can gaze upon this miracle which proves his words.
I reckon a fiver a pop sounds about right. Or perhaps I should just put it on eBay?
Why it is that Jesus should prefer baked goods whilst Allah should prefer kebab ingredients is beyond me, but who can question the will of the divine?
Well, much to my astonishment, a similar miracle has been visited upon the humble abode of Davy Mansion. Not a religious miracle, you understand, but a secular one.
Behold, if you dare, what might seem but a humble potato. But this is no ordinary potato, oh no. Due to the miracle of evolution, it has come to resemble the nadgers of Richard Dawkins Himself.

As Livejournal is filled with fanatical Dawkinsites I shall shortly be charging to view the holy 'Love Spud' so His followers can gaze upon this miracle which proves his words.
I reckon a fiver a pop sounds about right. Or perhaps I should just put it on eBay?