More for the Darwin Awards

"Man killed ‘by 4 cans of Red Bull a day’

I don't touch energy drinks like Red Bull or Relentless. As far as I'm concerned, if evolution had meant me to consume that much sugar and caffeine I'd've been a hummingbird in a coffee plantation. Not to mention that evidence suggests it can give you heart trouble, amongst other things.

Perhaps they ought to change their tagline to: Red Bull gives you wings. And a harp.