[News] Fairground mystery solved.

The recent haunting of a local funfair was resolved with the arrest of a fifty year old man on charges of trespass and deception yesterday. Speaking after the arrest, investigators Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Velma Dinkley and Shaggy Rogers said "Our suspicions were aroused by tales of a tall, creepy man in a rubber face hanging around an old funfair and scaring children. It quickly became obvious that it was Michael Jackson faking his own death."