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Deleted Scenes
Nov. 6th, 2009 10:44 amOne side-effect of DVD's becoming the delivery medium of choice for films is that the extra storage space can be used for cool things like making of documentaries and deleted scnes which were filmed but then didn't make the final cut of the film.
Some deleted scenes didn't even make the DVD release, though.
The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
JASON BOURNE (Matt Damon) has broken into CIA headquarters, where he has confronted ALBERT HIRSCH (Albert Finney), then man who robbed him of his memories and made him into an unstoppable international hit man.
Bourne: Tell me who I really am! Who am I!? Why Did you do this to me?
Hirsch: Do this to you? Jason. You came to us. You volunteered.
Bourne: You're a liar!
Hirsch: Am I? You committed to the programme, Jason. We did nothing to you which you didn't agree to.
Bourne: Damn you. You would say that. If it's true, prove it.
HIRSCH takes out a suitcase.
Hirsch: Inside this case are the things which were most important to you in your previous life. The things which you said mattered the most to you. We keep them, in case any of our sibjects ever want to come back. If you open this case, Jason, you'll know who you were, remember everything. But I advise you not to. Accept who you are, Jason. Come back to us.
Bourne: It's gone too far for that! I've got to know who I was!
BOURNE opens the case and takes out a huge piece of oddly-shaped fabric.
Hirsch: I warned you.
Bourne: Is this...
HIRSCH nods.
Hirsch: Yes. Oversized ladies underwear. Quite a lot of it.
BOURNE pulls a sheet of paper out of the case.
Bourne: Oh, God.
Hirsch: I'm afraid so. A restraining order banning you from every launderette and washing line in Nuneaton and Kettering for the rest of your life.
BOURNE hangs his head.
Bourne: Can you...?
Hirsch: Wipe your memory again? Sure.
Star Trek (2009)
JIM KIRK (Chris Pine) and SPOCK (Leonard Nimoy) are talking round a campfire in their ice cave.
Kirk: So we're friends in the future? But you're got a stick up your ass a mile high and a chip on your shoulder a mile wide!
Spock: That may be an accurate description of my younger self, yes, but likewise his opinion of you is also not innacurate. But with time you two will...define one another in ways you cannot yet begin to imagine.
Kirk: So how old are you now?
Spock: In your terms? A little over three hundred years old.
Kirk: Must say, you've aged pretty well. (grins). What am I like when I'm older?
Spock: I do not think it would be wise for me to answer that question.
Kirk: Aw, c'mon! What's the worst that could be?
Spock: Well, I suppose you have a right to know.
SPOCK produces a picture of William Shatner.
Kirk: That's me? What the Hell happened to me? How did I get so fat? And what the Hell is that on my head!?
Spock: It's called a Tribble, Jim. You said it suited you.
Kirk: But...how'd I get so...fat? Did I lose the use of my legs in a warp-core breach? Attacked by cholesterol-injecting space flowers? What?
Spock: Any answer I give could risk a severe change in space-time, jim. I can't-
Kirk: What? Vulcan is a Black Hole, Time-Romulans are threatening Earth and above all, you're here, and you're afraid of changing the future? It's already changed!
Spock: Jim. All I'll say is... If you ever come across a planet made entirely of pastry and jam just...just don't land there. Trust me on this one.
Some deleted scenes didn't even make the DVD release, though.
The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
JASON BOURNE (Matt Damon) has broken into CIA headquarters, where he has confronted ALBERT HIRSCH (Albert Finney), then man who robbed him of his memories and made him into an unstoppable international hit man.
Bourne: Tell me who I really am! Who am I!? Why Did you do this to me?
Hirsch: Do this to you? Jason. You came to us. You volunteered.
Bourne: You're a liar!
Hirsch: Am I? You committed to the programme, Jason. We did nothing to you which you didn't agree to.
Bourne: Damn you. You would say that. If it's true, prove it.
HIRSCH takes out a suitcase.
Hirsch: Inside this case are the things which were most important to you in your previous life. The things which you said mattered the most to you. We keep them, in case any of our sibjects ever want to come back. If you open this case, Jason, you'll know who you were, remember everything. But I advise you not to. Accept who you are, Jason. Come back to us.
Bourne: It's gone too far for that! I've got to know who I was!
BOURNE opens the case and takes out a huge piece of oddly-shaped fabric.
Hirsch: I warned you.
Bourne: Is this...
HIRSCH nods.
Hirsch: Yes. Oversized ladies underwear. Quite a lot of it.
BOURNE pulls a sheet of paper out of the case.
Bourne: Oh, God.
Hirsch: I'm afraid so. A restraining order banning you from every launderette and washing line in Nuneaton and Kettering for the rest of your life.
BOURNE hangs his head.
Bourne: Can you...?
Hirsch: Wipe your memory again? Sure.
Star Trek (2009)
JIM KIRK (Chris Pine) and SPOCK (Leonard Nimoy) are talking round a campfire in their ice cave.
Kirk: So we're friends in the future? But you're got a stick up your ass a mile high and a chip on your shoulder a mile wide!
Spock: That may be an accurate description of my younger self, yes, but likewise his opinion of you is also not innacurate. But with time you two will...define one another in ways you cannot yet begin to imagine.
Kirk: So how old are you now?
Spock: In your terms? A little over three hundred years old.
Kirk: Must say, you've aged pretty well. (grins). What am I like when I'm older?
Spock: I do not think it would be wise for me to answer that question.
Kirk: Aw, c'mon! What's the worst that could be?
Spock: Well, I suppose you have a right to know.
SPOCK produces a picture of William Shatner.
Kirk: That's me? What the Hell happened to me? How did I get so fat? And what the Hell is that on my head!?
Spock: It's called a Tribble, Jim. You said it suited you.
Kirk: But...how'd I get so...fat? Did I lose the use of my legs in a warp-core breach? Attacked by cholesterol-injecting space flowers? What?
Spock: Any answer I give could risk a severe change in space-time, jim. I can't-
Kirk: What? Vulcan is a Black Hole, Time-Romulans are threatening Earth and above all, you're here, and you're afraid of changing the future? It's already changed!
Spock: Jim. All I'll say is... If you ever come across a planet made entirely of pastry and jam just...just don't land there. Trust me on this one.
