The million pound limit.

"Come off it, David. You're hardly picky. Get you drunk and you'd cop off with Gordon Brown."
"I most certainly would not."
"Not even very drunk?"
"No!"
"Well... I bet you'd do it for a million quid."
"Yeah, no problem."

There's something about the figure of a million quid which does something inside people's brains and makes them turn off their discriminatory faculties. When I was a member of the debating society at school we once had a debate on whether or not prostitution should be legalised, and I got the chair of the 'No' team to concede that "for a million quid [she]'d do it if he had three heads". Mention a million quid, and suddenly all kinds of principled objections (or just plain good sense) go out of the window.
The converstaion above quickly turned into an exploration of what I would do for a million quid, and it rapidly became clear just how mercenary I am compared to some other people.

But still...it's Friday and, as usual, you aren't doing any work. So...

What would you do for a million quid which you wouldn't ordinarily do?

[Poll #1643607]