Don't mess with da voo-doo.

For bonfire night last year, in a moment of inspiration we took it upon ourselves to incinerate Gordon Brown in effigy:





Within months of this he was politically defenestrated by an outraged electorate and a new feeling of wellbeing settled over the nation like a warm and comfortable blanket. Frankly, I wish we'd thought of this one before.

Anyway, this year we decided to burn RMT and general strike-caller and villain of the day Bob Crow:



So that should put a stop to the tube strikes, anyway.