Grass up your looters.

To the tune of 'Brush up your Shakespeare'.


The kids today in society
Nick their shoes from JJB,
So to clean the streets one must quote with ease
The number used for emergencies.
They've posted pictures online
And are boasting over facebook
About their latest street crime
So here's how you deal with a crook

Grass up your looters,
Start narking them now.
Grass up your looters
And get them all sent down.
If they've stolen canoes from Decathlon
On the basis that all the rich has one
If they smash all the glass at the Wimpy
'cos they feel that the welfare is skimpy
And if then they light fires as finale
'cos they've not got a plasma screen telly
Grass up your looters
And they'll all go down

Grass up your looters,
Start narking them now.
Grass up your looters
And get them all sent down
If you're wanting to help out the rozzers
And our popular Lord Mayor Bozzer
If you want to perform civic duty
And recover some ill-gotten booty
If you object to behaviour outrageous
Then you know how to be quite courageous
Grass up your looters
And they'll all go down
And they'll all go down
And they'll all go down

Grass up your looters
Start narking them now.
Grass up your looters
And get them sent down.

Grass up your looters
And get them all sent down.