In tests, eight out ten owners said their cats preferred it to be Christmas every day.

Christmas is coming and the David is getting fat(ter). In the light of festive jollity, I'd like to send you a card. yes, you!

Leave me a comment with your address and lo! One shall appear like the Angel of the Lord even as unto the Shepherds. Providing the Post Office isn't on strike.

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