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There have been times in the past when I've suspected that I'm being spied upon* (or at least people are reading my LJ and mining it for ideas). There was this time years ago when my content started showing up on Radio 2 a few days after it was posted. Or there was that time with Panda Master/Kung Fu Panda.
Anyway, from time to time I post spoof lists of TV programmes. These are usually just an excuse for me to run throwaway jokes I couldn't find any space for elsewhere, such as this entry from 2009. I'd like to take a moment and highlight part of that entry:
"Saturday, 9pm (FILM): One Trillion Years BC
The director of Independence Day and Godzilla presents the story of a plucky primal atom who must leave the safety of nul-space and seek his destiny. Big-budget special effects blockbuster with a truly explosive ending.
Features an 'astonishingly lifelike' performance by Hayden Christensen as an utterly blank void. "
You'd think that nothing could be done with that, wouldn't you? Nobody would ever, ever make an animated film about the adventures of a plucky subatomic particle featuring Hayden Christensen as a blank void, right? Right?
WRONG.
May I direct you to Quantum Quest, an animated film (from 2010, after my post) featuring the adventures of a plucky subatomic particle and Hayden Christensen as a blank void. I mean, what do I have to do, eh? WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?
The plot summary from IMDB reads:
Quantum Quest takes place in atomic world, where the forces of the Core and the forces of the Void battle for the fate of the universe. The Core is a kind being, who lives inside all suns, his children are protons, photons, and neutrinos, which are created inside each Star, and are sent out into the universe to bring life, light, and knowledge. The Void, is that which existed before the big bang, he hates everything and everyone in the universe for invading his nothingness. The Void has an army of anti-matter that he uses to try and destroy the forces of the Core. An endless battle rages at the edge of our solar system, between the VOID and the Core's forces.
Just send me a cheque, Hollywood. It's the decent thing to do.
*Actually I was once actually spied upon, but that's what stalkers are for, right?
Anyway, from time to time I post spoof lists of TV programmes. These are usually just an excuse for me to run throwaway jokes I couldn't find any space for elsewhere, such as this entry from 2009. I'd like to take a moment and highlight part of that entry:
"Saturday, 9pm (FILM): One Trillion Years BC
The director of Independence Day and Godzilla presents the story of a plucky primal atom who must leave the safety of nul-space and seek his destiny. Big-budget special effects blockbuster with a truly explosive ending.
Features an 'astonishingly lifelike' performance by Hayden Christensen as an utterly blank void. "
You'd think that nothing could be done with that, wouldn't you? Nobody would ever, ever make an animated film about the adventures of a plucky subatomic particle featuring Hayden Christensen as a blank void, right? Right?
WRONG.
May I direct you to Quantum Quest, an animated film (from 2010, after my post) featuring the adventures of a plucky subatomic particle and Hayden Christensen as a blank void. I mean, what do I have to do, eh? WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?
The plot summary from IMDB reads:
Quantum Quest takes place in atomic world, where the forces of the Core and the forces of the Void battle for the fate of the universe. The Core is a kind being, who lives inside all suns, his children are protons, photons, and neutrinos, which are created inside each Star, and are sent out into the universe to bring life, light, and knowledge. The Void, is that which existed before the big bang, he hates everything and everyone in the universe for invading his nothingness. The Void has an army of anti-matter that he uses to try and destroy the forces of the Core. An endless battle rages at the edge of our solar system, between the VOID and the Core's forces.
Just send me a cheque, Hollywood. It's the decent thing to do.
*Actually I was once actually spied upon, but that's what stalkers are for, right?
