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The Royal Family has today been 'shaken to it's very core' by the publication of photographs apparently of Prince Harry engaging in 'behaviour which does not befit his position'. The photos, which show Harry eating tofu in a Paris restaurant whilst reading a copy of À la recherche du temps perdu, have apparently left senior army officers 'appalled' by his lack of dedication to his duties.
A source close to Harry said "Harry is a 27 year old army officer and third in line to the throne. We expect him to be partying in Vegas with topless lovelies and not discussing Being and nothingness with a girl who looks like something out of The land that time forgot in some Vegetarian Parisian hellhole."
When he returns to the army Harry is expected to be invited to an 'interview without coffee', where he will be reminded of the expectation upon him to drink and put it about as much as he can right up until he gets as fat as Andrew.
A source close to Harry said "Harry is a 27 year old army officer and third in line to the throne. We expect him to be partying in Vegas with topless lovelies and not discussing Being and nothingness with a girl who looks like something out of The land that time forgot in some Vegetarian Parisian hellhole."
When he returns to the army Harry is expected to be invited to an 'interview without coffee', where he will be reminded of the expectation upon him to drink and put it about as much as he can right up until he gets as fat as Andrew.
