My morning in haiku form

Something in the air?
Six people on my friends list
Could not sleep last night.

What's that, Southern trains?
My service has been delayed?
Well, what a surprise.

Girl with cherry-red hair
Holds up the queue at the gate
Now we all hate you.

Bald man on the tube
It's obviously a wig
Why do you bother?

Chill mist of winter
Wraps the world and hides its forms.
Damn, it's Stevenage.