In the judges

Written in response to stories that popular comics character Judge Dredd may be gay, to the tune of In the Navy by The Village People.

Where can you find justice
Not a place where lust is
Learn judicial theory
Where can you begin to
Make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you ride a motorbike
Dress like you're in the reich
In your uniform kinky
Give in to your attraction
Sign up for some action
In the force disciplinary!

In the judges
You can hang out with Judge Dredd
In the judges
Avoid parental wish to wed
In the judges
Where a sleep machine's your bed
In the judges, in the judges
You can share an all male dorm
In the judges
Let us see how you perform
In the judges
Where the gym every day's the norm
In the judges
Come on people, and make a stand
In the judges, in the judges, in the judges

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit
They want you, they want you
They want you in a leather suit


If you like adventure
Don't you wait to enter
Our Hall of Justice fast
Don't you hesitate
There is no need to wait
The judges don't do things half-assed

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit
They want you, they want you
In a helmet looking cute

In the judges
Yes, you can put perps in a cube
In the judges
Get your food out of a tube
In the judges
We're pretty sure it isn't lube
In the judges, in the judges
Yes they want you as a judge
In the judges
Beats your old job packing fudge
In the judges
So we're giving you a nudge
In the judges
Come on people, and make a stand
In the judges, in the judges, in the judges


They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit


Who me?


They want you, they want you
They want you as a buffed up brute