Skyfall could have been a far better film if it had been a little more grounded in reality.

From the newspaper this morning, I learned the not-entirely-surprising news that Kim Jong-Un owns a shark tank.

I'll repeat that: KIM JONG-UN OWNS A SHARK TANK. He's not even trying to make it difficult for us, is he?



Oh, yeah. And dolphins with frikkin' laser beams on their heads are loose in the Black Sea.

I don't know about you, but I reckon I can see a pattern emerging.